Cabbage

    A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers' shop and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, slightly peeved, says "look, I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher, I don't sell cabbages, now piss off!" The rabbit hops off. ......