生活中的真理／名人论狗／搞笑图片
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Some Laws of the Universe 生活中的真理
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Theatre Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Dog Quotations 名人论狗
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings, 19thC American humorist
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney, American journalist
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret, US author
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers,American advice columnist
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's generally too dark to read.
Groucho Marx, US comedian, http://www.100md.com