Once upon a time there was a princess that lived a lonely, single girl's life until a handsome prince on a white horse (a knight in shining armour would also have been acceptable) came along, married her and they lived happily, in marital bliss, every after. Ah, how I envy the simple dating lives of storybook heroines. Meeting the right man was so easy. Not only that, he solved all her problems - killed the dragon, dispatched the evil stepmother, broke the curse and so on. Unfortunately, nowadays, relationships don't run so smoothly. The knight in shining armour may turn out to be an ogre, while Prince Charming may eventually lose his charm. If your fairy tale turns Grimm, it's time to dump your guy.

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