4:UntouchedThe Veronicas

    5Crank ThatSoulja Boy Tell'em

    If I just pretend, for one blissful moment, that Crank That doesn't exist and has been replaced by a less annoying piece of musical tripe – say, the theme tune to Barney The Dinosaur - then this is a good top five. Sure, Untouched isn't what it could be, but hey. All artists are allowed the occasional off day. Pictures Of You is a soulful pop-rock track that does everything right, but is flawed by being just a little bit unoriginal. Rihanna just can't seem to put a foot wrong at the moment, and The Last Goodnight is no exception. Topping the chart is British popster and The X-Factor winner Leona Lewis, with Bleeding Love, a very generic but oddly soulful broken-heart lament.

    如果我可以作假的话 ......