趣味英语
Sign Language
世界真奇妙，标语也搞笑
Traffic slogans:
两则交通宣传标语：
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be…
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了……
If you want to stay married, divorce speed.
想和爱人牵手，就和超速分手!
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism:
一条最经典的反恐标语：
It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
宽恕恐怖主义分子是上帝的责任，安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
An advertisement in a restaurant:
一家饭店门口的广告：
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve.
进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿。
A French training school in Germany:
德国一法语培训学校招生：
If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French.
如果你听了一课之后不喜欢这门课程，你可以要求退回你的学费，但必须用法语说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area:
一处禁地围墙上的警示：
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again.
严禁擅闯!违者将被射杀；幸存者将被再次射杀。
To visitors at the crocodiles' pond:
动物园里鳄鱼池旁的游客须知：
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to receive them.
向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。, http://www.100md.com(佚名)
世界真奇妙，标语也搞笑
Traffic slogans:
两则交通宣传标语：
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be…
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了……
If you want to stay married, divorce speed.
想和爱人牵手，就和超速分手!
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism:
一条最经典的反恐标语：
It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
宽恕恐怖主义分子是上帝的责任，安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
An advertisement in a restaurant:
一家饭店门口的广告：
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve.
进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿。
A French training school in Germany:
德国一法语培训学校招生：
If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French.
如果你听了一课之后不喜欢这门课程，你可以要求退回你的学费，但必须用法语说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area:
一处禁地围墙上的警示：
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again.
严禁擅闯!违者将被射杀；幸存者将被再次射杀。
To visitors at the crocodiles' pond:
动物园里鳄鱼池旁的游客须知：
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to receive them.
向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。, http://www.100md.com(佚名)