Situation: Susan is hanging out in a 24-hour diner after a tough day at work. When her coffee finally arrives, she strikes up a conversation with the waitress.

    Susan: I'm so glad that you guys are open around the clock now.

    Waitress: Yeah, you can't imagine the amount of people that come in here for dinner, even in the middle of the night.

    Susan: I always guessed that I wasn't the only madman around here. It's pretty hard working and raising a family. It's nice to know that I can stop in here on the way home and get a bite to eat. ......