Where Were You Born？等
Where Were You Born?
Teacher: Tom, where were you born?
Tom: I was born in England.
Teacher: Which part?
Tom: All of me.
Eggs
Teacher: A farmer collects five eggs every day. So how many
eggs does he get in a week?
pupil: That depends on whether his hens work on Sundays.
(以上两则幽默选自本刊资料), 百拇医药
Teacher: Tom, where were you born?
Tom: I was born in England.
Teacher: Which part?
Tom: All of me.
Eggs
Teacher: A farmer collects five eggs every day. So how many
eggs does he get in a week?
pupil: That depends on whether his hens work on Sundays.
(以上两则幽默选自本刊资料), 百拇医药